Real life quotes and conversations from middle school students...
“I would rather be stabbed in the stomach than be a teacher”
"Pi. It's like two T's touched for the first time." Like a circle...
“Who put the ABCs in alphabetic order?”
“Mrs Dixon’s sub is so hot. His jawline cut me.”
"I need to feed Caleb my cat."
“Look at all this green I’m wearing. My shirt, my jacket, my pants, my shoes, my socks ALL have green! And I’m not gonna pull my pants down…but take my word for it [pointing to underwear] – green.”
Talking about Euro’s…
1: “did you know Euros are also a food??”
2: “that’s a Churro!!”
So Student 1 and Student 2 talking about the plague, then talking about food and talking about rotting flesh, then they start talking about McDonald's and Taco Bell and how it rots our bodies from the inside out. Student 1 says I am done eating McDonald's but I am still going to eat Taco Bell because it tastes good. Then Student 2 says "Why are you pressing on my fat?" Weird...
"Do they speak English in South Dakota?"
“I would rather be stabbed in the stomach than be a teacher”
"Pi. It's like two T's touched for the first time." Like a circle...
“Who put the ABCs in alphabetic order?”
“Mrs Dixon’s sub is so hot. His jawline cut me.”
"I need to feed Caleb my cat."
“Look at all this green I’m wearing. My shirt, my jacket, my pants, my shoes, my socks ALL have green! And I’m not gonna pull my pants down…but take my word for it [pointing to underwear] – green.”
Talking about Euro’s…
1: “did you know Euros are also a food??”
2: “that’s a Churro!!”
So Student 1 and Student 2 talking about the plague, then talking about food and talking about rotting flesh, then they start talking about McDonald's and Taco Bell and how it rots our bodies from the inside out. Student 1 says I am done eating McDonald's but I am still going to eat Taco Bell because it tastes good. Then Student 2 says "Why are you pressing on my fat?" Weird...
"Do they speak English in South Dakota?"